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Okay, That Just Happened...

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So how can I make sure you never do that again? *hair is dyed blue with purple highlights* The heck!? I look like a southern western band or something! Plus I need everyone to leave!
*my ocs walk out*
And I want Neko-chan, Quinny, and Deadly to come in so maybe we can act like a normal family for once.
Quinny: Mom. Everyone's going to the bar and we can't go!
Neko-chan: Yeah, and I need to go to work. *dressed in her stripper clothes*
Deadly: I don't want you looking like that and taking after your mother.
Neko-chan: Ugh! Dad! *whines*
Deadly those clothes were free because I stole them. Her old ones ripped in half so I stole some and I'm not returning them.
Deadly: Then I'll return them.
Then what do I get?
Deadly: *whispers in my ear*
*blushes* I'm good with that! Neko can you give them to me?
Neko-chan: Since we're the same size and age at the moment why don't you have them? *smiles evilly*
No trust but I don't care. *run into my bedroom*
Quinny: #Bruh Hey Neko. This is going to be amazing!
Deadly: What did you two do?
Neko-chan: Future rules bruh. We can't tell you.
*walks out* Fun time babe~! *drags Deadly away*
*muffled: Chica-chica-wow-wow*
*muffled: Dammit dad!*
Neko-chan: Babe! Stop trying to ruin the fun!
*muffled: Would you be able to help it if your dad was Mark!?*
Neko-chan: Fair point.
Quinny: *laughs*
Neko-chan: Umm... *picks up a small box* "Condom"
Quinny: *laughs harder* And this was how we were born!
~Timeskip to next day~
*walks into living room and legs give out but I fall on the couch* I can't feel my legs. I probably broke my pelvis...
Blues: OMFG JUST LIKE ME! I'M NOT ALONE!!! *fistpumps*
Ugh!
Johnny: *holds up Condom box* You forgot these in here.
*eyes widen* DEADLY!
Deadly: *walks in holding head* Huh?
I'm taking a test... *walks into bathroom*
Deadly: Wait. Is she?-
Johnny: She is. *passes the box to him* You left these.
Deadly: Oh my god...
~Timeskip for when I'm out~
*runs out and to Deadly then hugs him* Deadly...
Deadly: You're-
I'm pregnant...
*cheers from the ocs*

#HowQuinnyAndNeko-chanWereBorn!
What are those!?
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YES IM A FATHER BECAUSE I FORGOT TO USE A CONDOM! *cheers*
Manly: its not rare that people forget them